Leaky Roof Sympathizer Gifts

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"You run into a window, too?"

'No it's still not fixed'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Umbrella Roof

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

Fit-it-yourself Weather vein (blood not included).

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

"Huh? What patch didn't take?"

'You're not gonna like this-all the plumbers are at their annual convention-in the Bahamas!!'

"This is the best water main break ever."

"See, Jimmy? If they give a big tax cut to the wealthy, those guys'll feel good and have us come fix their roof and stuff."

"Don't you have a roof?"

Smoking in the city.