Leaky Pipe Lover Gifts

'You're not gonna like this-all the plumbers are at their annual convention-in the Bahamas!!'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

Making it look easy.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'The irony is, that he was lagging pipes in the loft just before he fell. '

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"I say!"

Pipe Down

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

Sherlock Holmes.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Pipe Dream

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"