Leaky Pipe Lover Mugs

'You're not gonna like this-all the plumbers are at their annual convention-in the Bahamas!!'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

Making it look easy.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'The irony is, that he was lagging pipes in the loft just before he fell. '

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

The two friends

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Pipe Down

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Sherlock Holmes.

Trophy head.

I hate it when they start without us.

Pipe Dream

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"