Leaf Squashing Enthusiasts Gifts

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"It takes him forever to finish."

Autumn Dog

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Autumn Leaves

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Mowing the Jungle

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Autumn Rain

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Leaf Blower.

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.