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A man squashed by a giant leaf

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

I know they told me not to bark

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Autumn Dog

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"It takes him forever to finish."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Autumn Leaves

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

Mowing the Jungle

"You're looking very autumnal."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Leaf Blower.

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Autumn Rain

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."