Leaf Battle Enthusiast Gifts

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Autumn Dog

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Autumn Leaves

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Leaf Blower.

Autumn Rain

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Runaway leaf.

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'