Leaf Battle Legend Gifts

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Autumn Dog

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Autumn Leaves

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

Autumn Rain

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

Runaway leaf.

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."