Leaf Battle Legend Pillows

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

I know they told me not to bark

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Autumn Dog

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Autumn Leaves

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"You're looking very autumnal."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Autumn Rain

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

To avoid undue leaf raking, Ray tagged his neighbors leaves in case any of them blew onto his lawn.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral