Leaf Adversary Pillows

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

I know they told me not to bark

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

Autumn Dog

"It takes him forever to finish."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Autumn Leaves

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

Rest distracted by moles.

"You're looking very autumnal."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

When Leaves Start to Turn

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Autumn Rain

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

If everything worked like an app.

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

To avoid undue leaf raking, Ray tagged his neighbors leaves in case any of them blew onto his lawn.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Autumn

Runaway leaf.

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"