Leaf Conspirator Gifts

"He's almost finished raking. Everyone jump in three... two... one..."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

Autumn Leaves

"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?"

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'I baked it especially for you.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

To avoid undue leaf raking, Ray tagged his neighbors leaves in case any of them blew onto his lawn.

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

Autumn

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

Observe, Prepare, Act

"It would be cool if we cooked up a couple of these at your place where nobody could see us."

'I'd say that fall is just around the corner!'

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug."

Translation: "Let's turn off the invisibility shield just long enough to freak 'em out."

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

' . . . Will you quit trying to rake that leaf!'

"Do you really expect the I.R.S. to believe in all your mileage deductions?"

Evil Pusskins#4

"I hate autumn."

We have your dog

"When you were in the kitchen, we voted for no more spinach or broccoli!"