Leadership Satire Gifts

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the recruitment and training of new staff to replace the staff we laid off."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Beg for peace!"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"The Nominees"

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

Death Boss

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'