Leadership Fashion Fan Gifts

"The President shows up in Houston wearing stilettos."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Like my new haircut?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Casual Thursday

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Lady imitating fashion

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'He's a goatee herder.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."