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'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

Obama

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Leadership never hibernates.

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'We already have quite a few people who know how to divide. So essentially, we're now looking for people who know how to conquer.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

A good leader will share any success with all involved.

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

God and His Copilot.