Leadership Fashion Fan Prints

"The President shows up in Houston wearing stilettos."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Like my new haircut?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Elton John

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Casual Thursday

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Lady imitating fashion

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

Hired Morning Suit

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'