Leadership Discussions Gifts

America is led by a blind shepherd into a Bottomless Pit.

"You know what will perk me up... Let's go fire someone!"

How leaders fail

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"What was I thinking?!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Business Confusion

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"Being a disruptive company does not mean interrupting and making sarcastic remarks during meetings."

Benchwarmer.

'How did it go?' 'We had an exchange of views...I went in with my views and came out with hers!'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

Leaders should always on the lookout for opportunities.

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

Let's save money on consultants, committeees and admin, and give it to the travel agents. Leave it with me and I'll run it past the think tank.

'It's for a poll. How do you feel about superdelegates?'

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'