Leadership Discussions Pillows

America is led by a blind shepherd into a Bottomless Pit.

"You know what will perk me up... Let's go fire someone!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

How leaders fail

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"What was I thinking?!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Business Confusion

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

"Being a disruptive company does not mean interrupting and making sarcastic remarks during meetings."

Benchwarmer.

'How did it go?' 'We had an exchange of views...I went in with my views and came out with hers!'

Leaders should always on the lookout for opportunities.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

Drones, Explained

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Britain." Specifically about how a recent poll shows that nearly half of Britain misses Colonialism. They miss the day when they rounded up natives into camps, massacred them, tortured them into submission, ethnically cleansed whole regions, carved up their lands into arbitrary countries and made them all play cricket. Before I open the line to callers, I'm warning you, there will be a strict limit on the number of "Make Britain