Leadership Seminar Gifts

How leaders fail

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Ego Increasing School

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

The Modern Damocles -

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

Economic Conference.

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

Business Confusion

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'I've studied the issues, reviewed the facts, considered all the alternatives and decided 'The hell with it'.'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'And remember - failure is not an option...oh, hang on, yes it is.'

"Excellent. Email that to all our employees."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

"Being a disruptive company does not mean interrupting and making sarcastic remarks during meetings."

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

"I TOLD you all to sell more stuff and make a huge profit. . . DO I have to micromanage everything!"

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Boris & Theresa

Donald Trump