Leadership Training Gifts

'Haskins, I'm sensing that you haven't embraced the true spirit of the leadership adventure weekend.'

"Excellent. Email that to all our employees."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Looks like we found the issue."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

How leaders fail

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

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"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

The Modern Damocles -

Martin Luther King and Obama.

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

What it takes to be a leader.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"It takes a special supervisor to admit he's wrong. So far I can admit to being a special supervisor. I'm still working on the second part."

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

'He's always had difficulty giving people negative feedback!'

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"Womanaging Director - That's not equality. That's revenge!"

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'