Lazybones Enthusiast Gifts

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"Mine's still in bed."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

The Procrastinatorium.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"We've lost the remote."