Lazybones Gifts

Do It Yourself Couch Potato

'The only thing mobile about you is your phone.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Mine's still in bed."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

"What are we doing today?"

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

'Bud's body is in pretty good shape; it's his mind that needs work.'

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"I had a dog but got rid of him when it became clear that he wasn't going to get a job."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

"Maybe we mate for life because we're lazy."

Phone call from heaven.

"The reason we got the dog was so that you would get more exercise."

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