Lazybones Gifts

Do It Yourself Couch Potato

'The only thing mobile about you is your phone.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Mine's still in bed."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

"What are we doing today?"

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

'Bud's body is in pretty good shape; it's his mind that needs work.'

"I had a dog but got rid of him when it became clear that he wasn't going to get a job."

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

"Maybe we mate for life because we're lazy."

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

Daily Exercise

Phone call from heaven.

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

4 Reasons for Procrastination