Laughing Lazybones Gifts

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Mine's still in bed."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

"I need motivation."

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

'So, are we going for a walk or what?'

Remote Toaster

'Bud's body is in pretty good shape; it's his mind that needs work.'

'The only thing mobile about you is your phone.'

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"Excuse me - is this the organization devoted to preserving our woodlands?"

"The reason we got the dog was so that you would get more exercise."

Daily Exercise

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

Do It Yourself Couch Potato

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'

"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."

'Who's there?'

STRIP Hambone: Installation

'This time it's really just a stick!'

"...I know it's Monday morning, but I'm too tired for work!"