Lazybones Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Mine's still in bed."

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Inactive wear store.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"We've lost the remote."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.