Lazy League Leader Pillows

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Streaming"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Eventual Motion Machine

The Sedentary Dead.

Spoiled Cat.

How cats play fetch.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"I finally feel I can accept the things I'm too lazy to change."

"Grab me a zebra while you're up will ya, hon?"

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description

A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball