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'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Streaming"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Eventual Motion Machine

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

The Sedentary Dead.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

Spoiled Cat.

How cats play fetch.

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

These days, he only uses the @#$% thing to change the channel.

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

Nigel Adkins

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

...and now Blue Planet two...

"I finally feel I can accept the things I'm too lazy to change."

"Grab me a zebra while you're up will ya, hon?"

'If relaxing was really the secret to good gold, he'd be better than Tiger Woods.'

A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description