Lazy Athlete Pillows

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

Segway Workout

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

"Next bench is four steps."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Trainer. Fitness gym. Ernie does a forth-five minute workout every morning -- he call it "getting out of bed."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

Sports centre lift.