Lazy Athlete Pillows

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

Segway Workout

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"Next bench is four steps."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

The Club Singles Duel.

Sports centre lift.

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

'Are you a football fan?'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."