Lawyer Specializing In White-collar Crime Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a white-collar crime lawyer? Our collection of humorous and stylish items is perfect for professionals who thrive on uncovering the truth behind complex financial crimes. Whether it’s for a gift or a personal treat, find something that speaks to their sharp wit and dedication to justice.

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'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!' mockup

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

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"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

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"Where were you between 4 and 6?" mockup

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.' mockup

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

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Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

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White Collar Crime.

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"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..." mockup

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

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A deadline comes to chew up a worker. mockup

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

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'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.' mockup

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

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"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once." mockup

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

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"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me." mockup

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

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Police Lineup Escape

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"The robber was about 5' 11"...." mockup

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

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Exposed and imprisoned.

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"Make it look like an accident"

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Taking to the sky...

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The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!! mockup

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

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'Our crime figures are down!'

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"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books." mockup

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

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"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges." mockup

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

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"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know." mockup

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

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'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.' mockup

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

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'Emotional blackmail.'

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"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it." mockup

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

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'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.' mockup

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

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Cell division

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Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!' mockup

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

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'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.' mockup

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

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Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years! mockup

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

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'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.' mockup

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

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'Credit Crunch - wassat then?'

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"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

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