Lawyer Specializing In White-collar Crime Gifts

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

White Collar Crime.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

Police Lineup Escape

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Exposed and imprisoned.

Taking to the sky...

"Make it look like an accident"

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

'Our crime figures are down!'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Cell division

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'Credit Crunch - wassat then?'

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

Make it look like an accident.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!