Lawn Maintenance Saboteur Gifts

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'George! This way quick!'

"Beware of God"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

God builds the first lawn mower.

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

"What are you looking at?"

Get off my lawn

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

"I'll just see how Jeff is coming along with the main course."

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

'Wow, look at the beautiful garden! Out of respect for the gardener, I say we only tunnel around it...'

'No, no, no! I didn't want a buzz cut! I just wanted a little off the top!'

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

Dangerous dinghy...

The Flying Lawn Tigers.

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

Stone Crop

A man uses stilts to trim his hedges.

"I want a beer can holder with a riding mower built around it."

'Billy, watch your feet! Sprinkler Head!'