Lawn Maintenance Saboteur Gifts

Lawn mower breaking kit

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'George! This way quick!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Beware of God"

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

God builds the first lawn mower.

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

"What are you looking at?"

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

Get off my lawn

"I'll just see how Jeff is coming along with the main course."

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

'Well Philip what's my present? You know what they say about girls and diamonds.'

'Wow, look at the beautiful garden! Out of respect for the gardener, I say we only tunnel around it...'

'No, no, no! I didn't want a buzz cut! I just wanted a little off the top!'

Blades of grass watching horror movie of lawnmower cutting grass.

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

The Flying Lawn Tigers.

Dumb Sods

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

Dangerous dinghy...

Stone Crop

"I want a beer can holder with a riding mower built around it."

A man uses stilts to trim his hedges.