Law Sages Gifts

In court: 'So help me, which God?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

Bishop with a crozier case.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?