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"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

CSI Fridays

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Dijon Vu

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

Capturing a Cook

"Hi honey, I'm home."

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

Distrust of the Trust Act

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

"Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll be like everyone else and unfollow me."