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"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

CSI Fridays

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Dijon Vu

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Capturing a Cook

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

'Call for back-up.'

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll be like everyone else and unfollow me."

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

"Hi honey, I'm home."

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'