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"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Chef makes a cook book.

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

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"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

Man stealing a speed camera.

"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

A welder heats his soup with a blow torch.

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."