Gourmet Lawbreaker Mugs

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Chef makes a cook book.

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

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"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Lab Grown Beef

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"No leads yet, but we're still hoping for a break in the case"

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

Man stealing a speed camera.

"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

'My mother wants to talk to you.'

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

A welder heats his soup with a blow torch.

Sue's trouble with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.

'Hey you over there! Carrying weapons is not allowed!'

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."