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Try to guess the continent dining...

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

GM Crops Genie.

Turkey Autopsy

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Horse meat scandal.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

The History of Anti-stick

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."

Thoroughbred Burger Meat

'You think ideas are contained in food?'