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'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Man's cooking explodes.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Cheese Secret

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Hot dog.

Chernobyl Chow

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

Salvador Deli

"Waiter!"

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

"He's one of the few genuine food critics left....he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink."

Flight of the bumblebee.

"Well, finally!!"

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

The Toast Hunter

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'There! This time I've cut off all the burnt bits!'

The Upchuck Wagon

"All the produce is farm-to-floor."

Served All Day!

Too much on my plate

Police Cordon Bleu

"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!"

"I'll have the weirdo's lunch."

'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'