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The Toast Hunter

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

It's all gravy.

'You made me jump.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Salvador Deli

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Out and In.

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

Chef chasing an egg.