Culinary Fugitive Enthusiast Pillows

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Man's cooking explodes.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Cheese Secret

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Chernobyl Chow

"Waiter!"

Salvador Deli

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

Flight of the bumblebee.

"He's one of the few genuine food critics left....he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink."

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

"Well, finally!!"

The Toast Hunter

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'There! This time I've cut off all the burnt bits!'

"All the produce is farm-to-floor."

Served All Day!

The Upchuck Wagon

Too much on my plate

"I'll have the weirdo's lunch."

"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!"

Police Cordon Bleu

'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'

Perhaps my French is not so good...