Culinary Crime Aficionado Pillows

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cafe Burns.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Make it look like an accident.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

CSI Fridays

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

Chef chasing an egg.

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'