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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

CSI Fridays

Mario's Family Portraits.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

"Your deductions, Mr Holmes, aren't brilliant! They're stupid!"

"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

Criminals reading book entitled:'Tinker,tailor,soldier,grass'.

"No wonder, they've taken all the good stuff."

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

'Honest, I love it, but I really don't think the publishing house can successfully market 'Crime for Dummies'.'

Descriptive Shop Signs Warn Of Deadly Alleyway

'Don't worry, boss. He's been taken care of.'

In the Waterfront

'Here's my card. Call me when you get caught.'

'I'm to defend you.'

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

"A word of fatherly advice, Marty: keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. That way there's no room for useless in-laws to squeeze in."

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'I wonder how much smog we breathe in each day.'

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!"