Crime Cuisine Enthusiast Mugs

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

CSI Fridays

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

Criminals reading book entitled:'Tinker,tailor,soldier,grass'.

"No wonder, they've taken all the good stuff."

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

'Honest, I love it, but I really don't think the publishing house can successfully market 'Crime for Dummies'.'

Descriptive Shop Signs Warn Of Deadly Alleyway

'I'm to defend you.'

'Here's my card. Call me when you get caught.'

In the Waterfront

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"A word of fatherly advice, Marty: keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. That way there's no room for useless in-laws to squeeze in."

"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!"

'If your previous work involved 'hits', maybe you'd enjoy working in local radio or something?'

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

'I wonder how much smog we breathe in each day.'