Crime-solving Chef Mugs

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'..and one for the pot.'

CSI Fridays

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Lobster potion.

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

MasterWitch

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."

"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!"

"Remember, don't ever let the surveillance camera catch you killing a cockroach."

Police Cordon Bleu

'The cook did time for manslaughter with a Saturday Night Special. Not the gun, the dinner.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Vinnie would appreciate it if you reconsidered that Yelp rating."

reasonably healthy vegan chocolate mousse

'What seems to be the problem officer?'