Law Breaker Humorist Gifts

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"I forget the difference - is this a crocodile or a litigator?"

News and Magazines. Legal News. A defendant was freed by a loophole in a law. The statute of liberty.

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'Costwise, are we thinking Kavanagh QL or Rumpole?'

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

Punch has a smoking break.

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'I'm afraid my gag order also applies to thought balloons, counselor.'

'Oh yeah? Well, Murphy's law doesn't apply here.'

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

Cloud 10.

No Smoking Building.

Boy with policeman - "That's Kevin's new tagging device!"

Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'

'Are you aware under the new terrorism laws I can hold you without charge for up to 90 days?'

'Your reason for non-attendance last time was, 'I'd seen too many courtroom dramas on telly and didn't fancy it'.'

'Don't tell me we live in a litigious society... I ought to sue you for saying that!'

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'Throw yourself on the mercy of the court...'

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'I'm sorry, it's a new goverment law - I'm not allowed to serve anyone over eighteen stone.'