Law Breaker Humorist Pillows

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'Costwise, are we thinking Kavanagh QL or Rumpole?'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Punch has a smoking break.

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'Oh yeah? Well, Murphy's law doesn't apply here.'

'I'm afraid my gag order also applies to thought balloons, counselor.'

No Smoking Building.

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

Cloud 10.

Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'

Boy with policeman - "That's Kevin's new tagging device!"

'Your reason for non-attendance last time was, 'I'd seen too many courtroom dramas on telly and didn't fancy it'.'

'Are you aware under the new terrorism laws I can hold you without charge for up to 90 days?'

Went back to get my Juris Doctor - put money in the hat or I'll sue.

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

Man stealing a speed camera.

'Don't tell me we live in a litigious society... I ought to sue you for saying that!'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'I'm sorry, it's a new goverment law - I'm not allowed to serve anyone over eighteen stone.'

'Throw yourself on the mercy of the court...'