Law And Art Interpreter Gifts

'What do you mean, you only do policemen?'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Dialogue

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

Frederic Chopin

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Caricatures $20"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Henceforth including, but expressly not limited to love and honor and cherish and ... These vows are light on romance, but they're iron-clad legally!

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Art Gallery.

Percentage artwork