Law And Art Interpreter Pillows

'What do you mean, you only do policemen?'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Caricatures $20"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Art Gallery.

Percentage artwork

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "