Court Interpreter Gifts

'Oh, lord! This is going to take FOREVER!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Percentage artwork

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"Call the fire department!"

The International Date Line

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"

Cat barking.

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"