"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"
Laundry Novice Gifts
Are you shopping for someone just starting out with laundry? Find witty and charming products that turn laundry chores into moments of humor and encouragement. Perfect for anyone embracing their laundry journey with a smile.
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
Moses separating his Laundry.
The Missing Sock Returns
"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
A man washing a mascot costume
"Drunk, yet orderly"
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
Dreams I have had...
"So that's where all the socks ended up!"
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
'Caw blimey!'
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
"They look so young and helpless."
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).
Santa's wash day.
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'
"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"
'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
"I'm making him take a spin class."
"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"
Laundry Novice Gifts Collection
Laundry Novice Mugs
Explore our range of humorous mugs perfect for laundry novices. Brighten up laundry days with cups that make cleaning and washing more fun.
Laundry Novice Pillows
Discover playful pillows that add humor to laundry spaces. Great for making laundry corners cozy and cheerful.
Laundry Novice Prints
Add some personality to laundry rooms with our fun prints. An ideal gift to keep laundry novices motivated and smiling.
Laundry Novice T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for laundry novices. Casual, fun, and perfectly suited for those just starting out with laundry chores.