Laundry Escapist Gifts

'They're all the same. They love a tumble in the dryer, but as soon as it stops, you've lost a mate.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Santa's wash day.

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Superman's laundry

How it started: How it's going

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'