Laundry Escapist Pillows

'They're all the same. They love a tumble in the dryer, but as soon as it stops, you've lost a mate.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

How it started: How it's going

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

"We need a new clothes press."