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Laundering Gifts
Are you searching for a fun gift for someone obsessed with laundry? Our collection features witty and charming products that celebrate the joys and quirks of washing, drying, and folding. Whether they’re a laundry enthusiast or just love a good joke about laundry day, these items add a splash of personality to their chores.
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
Moses separating his Laundry.
Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!
The Missing Sock Returns
"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'
Get crazy once in a while
"Drunk, yet orderly"
A man washing a mascot costume
"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
Dreams I have had...
"So that's where all the socks ended up!"
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!
"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
Extremely Practical Jokes.
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Santa's wash day.
Pandora's Change Purse...
"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"
Laundering Gifts Collection
Laundering Mugs
Explore our collection of laundry-themed mugs—funny, charming, and perfect for anyone who loves a good wash day joke.
Laundering Pillows
Browse our laundry-themed pillows—funny and cozy accents that liven up any room.
Laundering Prints
Check out our prints featuring clever laundry humor—great for decorating laundry rooms or adding a playful touch to your walls.
Laundering T-Shirts
Discover our laundry-inspired t-shirts—witty designs that bring humor and personality to everyday wear.