Laundering Pillows

Sock investigations, Inc.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Get crazy once in a while

A man washing a mascot costume

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Dreams I have had...

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

Pandora's Change Purse...

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Santa's wash day.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'