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Anton's Bar and Grill

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I come here for the pepper."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

American style Greek cafe.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Ghostbasters 3

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Coffee

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.