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Anton's Bar and Grill

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"I come here for the pepper."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

American style Greek cafe.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Ghostbasters 3

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup